some strange shit has happened today.
1. molly and i just had a short but sincere conversation about lamar odom. points of interest: his height, his father being "street," and the pros/cons of his reality show.
2. dumb dental hygentist wouldn't shutdafuckup. she prefaces our intimate conversation (intimate because my tongue won't stop resting on the side of her hand) by saying: "wow, you really aren't going to make me work today, are you?" which is basically setting me up for failure. she continues (and eventually ends) our intimate convo by lecturing me on my intense need of regular flossing. didn't see that one coming, didja, when you prematurely praised me...
3. i had more than 2 daydreams about the word "hella."
1 comment:
how strange.
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