what a pro

amiannoying

for ap gov we have to do these "big picture statements" and find a minimum of three reasons from the text to "agree" and "disagree" with said statement (they're always statements and not "questions" like mr. stapler seems to think). usually, these statements are pretty biased and it's sort of difficult to find information for both sides.

this is ridiculous though:

"at times racial profiling is needed." i looked in the textbook and there was like one paragraph on this and it basically said "you could say that it would make sense in some circumstances...but it's uniformly known as bad."

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT THIS IS THE PHRASE YOU CHOSE TO INTRODUCE THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT. THIS WAS THE FINAL EDIT. OKAY.

NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS INITIALLY GOING TO PUBLISH THIS POST AND END THIS ITALICS/CAPSLOCK RANT AT "OKAY." BUT NO. 

"PREDICAMENT"

PREDICAMENT?!

"THE BLACK PREDICAMENT"

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

IT WASN'T A FUCKING  "aw, shit man... these black people are really putting us in a predicament with their protests an' shit. damn. so what are we to do about this pickle..?" ~southern white guy

ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

?

me:        is that emoticon next to your one direction playlist a vagina
molly:    not sure, didn't make it
me:        well, respect
molly:

totes preggers

in addition to the thomp wall of quotes, i should really start a wall of fucked up youtube comments i find.

why

(i was watching this btw, and it was surprisingly funny.)

and since im doing this oh-look-at-me-im-writing-dumb-pointless-shit-on-my-blog thing, i thought it'd make sense to record this mental list i was making of reasons why im totes preggers

- feet swelling
- finger swelling
- weird cravings
- constantly eating
- mood swings
- reputation for being irritable (instead of "oh she's pregnant" as an excuse, it's "oh she's meghan")
- on bed rest
- im taking maternity leave from school as of now
im baby bumpin baby bumpin what what

this is what im into.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=983FCaaYsps

I CANT

DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THIS
WAS THIS A THING THAT WAS SAID THAT WAS REAL
DID DANIEL RADCLIFFE UTTER THESE WORDS IN THAT ORDER IN REAL LIFE

hahaha not powerful just hella awesome

i know this is kind of a big joke to a lot of people, but i found it really powerful


"im a thug-- that's because i came from the gutter and im still here" tupac

rip

skljfkljdfkljas

omg...so don't hate me... but i actually really think this a good song..so fucking catchyy!!! ahh.

another day, another quarrel in which my dad thinks he's using logic but really is exhibiting symptoms of dementia

me:  i heard today that the vikings will only use that new gazillion dollar stadium eight times in a year.
jan:  yeah, it's ridiculous

tom: well why does lady gaga get paid as much as she does? she has talent.

me:
(long pause because..wtf)

me: ...lady gaga doesn't do eight concerts a year. she's performing constantly.

tom: and  (as if he's been listing off tons of supporting arguments) the players get beat up. they endure a lot of physical abuse.

me:

me: bye


was there more to his argument inside his head or ? why did he choose to attack my comment from that perspective?

sad face

rules are rules

Are we human or are we dancers?

after erin saw that cray google search i stumbled upon, she took matters into her own hands and began a purposeful hunt for the best those-who-use-google/everyone had to offer.

these are the best ones she found:

favorite movies list

recently, roxstar made a genius list of her top 10 favorite movies. when i discovered this, i demanded she show me said list and explain every choice in great detail. unfortunately, this was in the middle of class so needless to say i was left very unsatisfied. however, i thought it was an amazing idea, and proceeded to generate a long list of my faves instead of watching a painful rendition of hamlet act five.

i couldn't stop thinking of harry potter whilst i brainstormed. according to roxstar, you can't include franchises amongst your rankings, and the reasoning for this is obvious, but i still feel like my top 10 should be

1. goblet of fire
2. half blood
3. part 1
4. prisoner
5. order
6. part 2
7. chamber
8. sorcerers
9. superbad
10. adventureland

obviously that's no good. im watching harry potter and the goblet of fiyah right now and when the title sequence played and that music started (the tune i'll randomly start humming out of fucking no where like im fucking possessed) i swear to god... i let out a half-sob/ half orgasm noise. and im so grateful that those who are reading this right now can completely relate.

and since i couldn't include harry potter, i had some real tough decisions to make... here's my provisional list.

also i know i've done this before but shut up this is fun


1. Superbad
2. Adventureland
3. Ides of March
4. Juno
5. Zombieland
6. Psycho
7. When Harry Met Sally
8. She's the Man
9. Bridesmaids
10. 50/50

idk..

sorry :/

found this by accident:

 pretty great that so many people care about the reason that sit-com got cancelled. if my memory serves...twas pretty great.

tumblr is amazing.

people are so fucking stupid

you should have to take an Are You A Fucking Bigot test in order to post comments on youtube

SHAYSOOOOCOOO!!

there are so many fucking amazing things going on with this, i can't even describe...how...it...makes...me...feeeeel

this makes me a gigantic douchebag but just wanted to disclose i posted this as it was on my recent-recent twitter timeline...i saw that shit on tumblr already 

shit fuckers say in the library

today

10:18 am

library

la biblioteca

by the computers

"is 'springsteen' even a word?"

...

IT'S THE LAST NAME OF A SUPER FAMOUS ROCKSTAR YOU IGNORANT TWAT

i said to myself

in my head

a few minutes later

"why is she so good at ASL?"
"because her family's deaf."
"ugh im jealous."
"hahaha"


:(

people are so dumb


this encounter (by encounter i mean me listening in on people) was in great contrast to hearing what appeared to be a junior marveling at the awesomeness of the tupac hologram. he likes tupac. he was a year old when tupac died. THANK GOODNESS SOME PEOPLE ARE COO. ya feel

panty dropper

yall think im bitter check yes or no

OR IF YOU'RE MAGGY-FUCKFACE-HAM

-TAKE IT W/O ASKING

-COMPLAIN

-SUBTLY DEMEAN YOU

-PAUSE COPYING TO TELL GIRL NEXT TO US A STORY THAT NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT

-THROWS PAPER IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION

-NEXT DAY SCOFFS IN YOUR FACE AND CALLS YOU A BAD PARTNER FOR ASKING TO SEE HER PAPER

worst compañero in existence and i've had a lot of shitty ones

rooney mara's new hair---i want to go to there

p.s. i want this hair-coloring-dye-job HARDD

so many emotions

you fancy?

p.s. currently ob-sessed with rihrih

the question you should be asking yourself is not 'how did she find this genius comment' but 'why was she in a position to see this'

:(

, BITCH

you know what phrase i really hate? "i'm/we're only human."

it's like yeah, what's your point, whatever you did was still fucking stupid. why don't you just say "everyone makes mistakes" and save me a fucking eye roll

im a fun person

new movie i guess

OH, OKAY, I CAN ACCEPT THIS



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I. AM. NOT. SHITTING. YOU.

I AM NOT SHITTING YOU: SEEING THIS WAS A CLOSE SECOND BEHIND DISCOVERING THAT ERIN HAS BEEN SORTED INTO SLYTHERIN. 

FUCK YEAH

DO I WISH I WAS IN SLYTHERIN? DEBATABLE.







(me when i found out)

sometimes its fun to sit next to stoners

Heard in the library:

"Did u skip yesterday?"

"...i skipped WITH you!"

"Oh..did we smoke?"

do you guys think im obsessed check yes or no

 he can work a motherfucking hat


:(

good christ




oh, and hey girl..you hot too.

can someone shoot me in the face i want a real life

random narcissism time

erin i had a fucked up dream that i was part of the hunger games and your dad was a haymitch type character wtf



lol

HOW HAVE I LIVED THIS LONG AND NOT SEEN THIS

todays been good and bad

the internet "gets me"

HAVE I POSTED ENOUGH LATELY

:(

LOL

saw a really gross picture of "j.hutch forever" (the only way i'm comfortable addressing him ever, know this, memorize this, repeat it in public always) and now i hate myself :(
JK LOL ROFL

Let's start a new thing: ROFC

rollin on the floor crying

stupid part

i lost my shit every time he did that (every time i saw the movie..........)


lol

quote of the day

bobbert clicker: "OKAY. I say we all just go home, take some adderall and really FOCUS."
lorisharpie/natalietran in unison: "NO, YOU take the adderall and FOCUS."

i wish.

since EVERYONE EVERYWHERE is ALWAYS saying, "OMG meghan! you look EXACTLY like jennifer lawrence---ESPECIALLY YOUR BODY." i was thinking, i could just print out this picture and have it be my senior photo:



cool?


or it can be this one, since with darker hair we are twins:


damn, i'm hot.

also this will be my prom photo:



have i gone too far yet



if im confusing anyone by being too meta, i realize that the few people who have said i look like katniss meant this katniss

wut

all i hear is: "sex sex sex fuck fuck fuck sex sex sex"

re: "what the hell" / calf-excerises