teenagers at the gym

[supposedly this is an 80 year old man thinking twitter is google because his son taught him how to use the internet and thought this would be funny... I KNOW IT'S A HOAX, OKAY?!)


this norman fella has it right. teenagers suck at the gym. we all look at each other like we're going to figure out each other's true motives. but we rarely do.

but do you know who suck worse at the gym? cranky, middle-aged women.

i know, i know, duh meghan.

but they really are the worst. today i was at the gym bright and early because i'm on my period and am fucking crazy and on my way to the stretching mats some bitch gives me a "GRRRRRRRR" look and i'm like, bitch please.

i don't know why she was looking at me that way, 'cause obviously, i need to work out, obviously, she needs to work out, so why can't we do that peacefully? thank god my discreet ego checked out the situation at hand and forced my eyes and head down in the sorrowful position.

i shouldn't be blogging this early.