craaaaaaazy mary

today in art we had this substitute who was totally insane. it was....amazingly cliché.

this might be one of those "you just had to be there" things but here's some of the shit that went down:

- to get our attention she started singing. like folk tunes. in a really high voice.
- she told us our directions in a crappy british accent.
- she walked around during work time and gave acacia and i gum because we were the "creepy quite table."
- she talked to my artgirlcrush's table a lot. i don't know why, but when i passed that table she was showing them a picture of her parents from the '60s?
- she called all the boy-students "little man child"

i didn't know what to think, except that it was really funny and i wish it wouldn't have been weird if i started recording it.

what was even more funny was, after the sub had stopped taking attendance in a british accent (except when she tried to say "acacia?" lol) my artgirlcrush was like, "god! she's exactly like me! ..i wanna be a substitute teacher!!" i don't know why but it was funny.

**what is the correct grammar for writing about someone talking about someone talking? i'm just gonna do double quotations?

then later on for some reason they were talking about "cool parents" and my artgirlcrush was like,

"yeah i want to be one of those parents who's child comes up to them and says, "hey mom can we hang out on friday?" and then i say, "um no i have a date...with your bestfriend."  "

again. may have been one of those "you just had to be there" moments.