swear to god, i promised myself i was going to log off Blogger and go find some cute guy to fuck today, preferably at a club, but this seriously just happened and i had to share it with y'all:
i had just finished editing my blog entitled "Emoticon" when my mom swiftly walks into my room, unannounced:
Jan Ok, so your dad and i are going to the movie now. Need me to drive you anywhere first?
Me smiles in spite of myself.
Jan I take that as a no, you creeper*? Well, i'll see ya when we get back. it's a long movie. i mean, unless you're gone when we're back...not saying running away "gone" but if you find something to do, feel free to leave... or you could run away? that could be cool. leaves chuckling to herself
*my mom says she "works at an office filled with twenty-somethings and their facebooks" so she picks up phrases like "creeper" and "what the face?" ...and doesn't hold back in using them directly towards her children.
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