my personal mottos

I need to pick one of the following to finish the statement "My personal motto is..."

What to choose, what to choose..

• Gym should be illegal
• Karma is a bitch
• Judge people because they're judging you 
• Appearance says a lot (judge a book by its cover)
• Don't go to awards ceremonies...no good can come out of it
• You can't avoid the awkward...so just keep worrying
• Yes, you did just make a fool out of yourself -- don't let anyone tell you otherwise
• This thing called "luck" is a joke
• When in doubt, bullshit it

those all seem NHS-appropriate right?


ooh ooh ooh! what about the ever-popular

• self-loathing is a fact, not "just a phase"
• happiness is chocolate, chocolate is fattiness, fattiness is depression: vicious cycle. 

erm....more to come, i'm sure


remind me to blog about this dude. oh yes, it's coming.