i have no life

y'all know the saying, "you have no life." ?

well that phrase really applies to me. i have no life, and i wish for y'all to know that.

courtney: how was your weekend?
meghan: lame. i didn't do anything close to exciting.
courtney: don't worry, that's what it's like when i'm at my father's.
meghan: yeah, but i can control my lifestyle choices.

for any of you who have a sliver of hope that i'm not as lame as i seem when i invade your presence--- and for sonia, who thinks i am genius, note this:

saturday night

• anxiously await sonia's text concerning the sleepover she's having. with other friends. 
• type of a few paragraphs of the ap project.
• check phone.
• watch an episode of weeds.
• check phone.
• delete the few paragraphs of the ap project, and start anew. 
• check phone.
• watch the next episode of weeds. 
• check phone.
• edit and revise the few paragraphs of the ap project.
• watch the dvd of An Education alone in bedroom. 
• check phone.
• take some nyquil. 

sunday morning

• wake up super early (8:30 a.m.) because of the full, action packed day i put in saturday.
• clean my sister's bathroom.
• do laundry.
• await sonia's text on how the sleepover went.
• finish a.p. project.
• eat grilled cheese.
• go to girl scout meeting.

i'm deeply sorry to inform you that no, you're not high, you actually just read the above list. it's for realz. i am that lame. so no sonia, i'm not a genius. i do not work hard. i just have a lot of time on my hands. 

<--thas me yo!