you guyyyyyys

did you guyyyyyys see SNL last night? it was hosted by jesse eisenberg, so naturally, i was scared shitless. watching him is like watching an awkward bomb explode before your very eyes.

well color me surprised. it was a very funny evening. i still cringed a lot, but hey, i cringe during every SNL.

here are jokes i laughed way too hard at

1. during weekend update, (fake) tyler perry was on and said jesse eisenberg was going to be in his (fake) new movie. he described the actor as (excuse my possible misquote) "a veteran of white people movies. such as adventureland, a movie about a young man who is sad about having a job."
[LOL]
2. during weekend update, seth meyers had a joke about elderly driving. he said something like, "elderly people have trouble driving because they don't focus enough on the moving objects in the foreground and instead focus on interracial couples on the sidewalk."
[LOL]
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