it seemed like an ordinary saturday evening. Akaka and i were strolling down the kowalski's aisles after succesfully picking up some yummy sushi. our mission? we were trying to find some damn ramen. and we failed...it was no where to be found. but what did we do instead? we successfully created the club of rejection, or more notably known as the "Rejection Club" and then the world started to make sense again...
you see, over the course of several hours, we got rejected from so many people (not sexually. this is in no way sexual) it was astonishing! i would say that maybe it was our location that turned people off, but that's not possible, for we switched parking lots every few minutes! so alas, we had no choice but to take it personally...and then the Rejection Club was bourne(ultimatum).
AND SO THE WONDEROUS OCCASION SURMOUNTED ANY OTHER CLUB FORMATION IN THIS OH-SO HUMBLE UNIVERSE....
from now on you may call us Rejectee-1 and Rejectee-2 if you so like. because that...shall forever be our names. in our hearts. at least we had each other. otherwise it would've been just me, sitting in the car parked in a variety of different store or fast food parking lots, turning the music up too loud and texting various people only to get rejection upon rejection in return. ahh, the simple life.
to be a part of our club:
you cannot be. you must have felt the kind of peer rejection that we experienced; have had it coming in every single direction, for you to be a full-fledged member.
and to end this tremendous post of holy proportions, i would just like to say, you're welcome universe. you're welcome for submitting fresh invitations of "chill" and "hang"every 2 minutes. even though they were rejected, i suspect they lent an air of positivity to this cold, cold world.
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