song lyrics

first, sonia found this priceless addition to my disturbing youtube comment collection:

Just nifty, no? oh these made me laugh and laugh... all the way to the mental hospital..

second, i'd like to address the interesting topic of song lyrics.

there are ones that make little-to-no sense:

e.g. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,

And she's gone.

good song. but what the hell? can you say...acid?

then we have the suggestive rape lyrics:

e.g. IN MY HEAD

In my head, I see you all over me.

In my head, you fulfill my fantasy.

You’ll be screaming out.

In my head, it’s going down.

In my head, it’s going down.

In my head. 

disturbing. why is this woman screaming out if there is mutual consent? huh? rape.

there are the fun/ny lyrics:

e.g. BLAH BLAH BLAH

I don't really care where you live at 

Just turn around boy, let me hit that 

Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat 

Just show me where your dicks at 

ohhhhhclassic. great, eloquent stuff. 

then there are the lyrics that prove your point as to why it's utterly disgusting to have a "daddy-baby" relationship with your padre:

e.g. I'M YOUR DADDY

This ain’t believable 

This ain’t predictable 

You are my baby tonight 

And I’m your daddy 

I hope that I ain’t freakin’ you out 

You probably hear it all the time 

I swear I ain’t like those other boys 

I’m a special kind 

I would like to give a demonstration 

Of what it is I’d do

WHATUP.