i'm utterly confused, sir

i went to sleep last night morning at 2 a.m. but awoke at 4:30 a.m.

in truth, it was 5:30 a.m. but i didn't process that my clock had yet to be set for daylight savings time and i was utterly confused, sir. 

mostly, i was confused because i honestly thought i was on an airplane.

my pillows were positioned so that it felt like the almost-but-not-quite-complete decline of the business class seats, and i was on my back with my arms laying on the "arm rests".

the colored light from my t.v. digital-box-shit-thing on top of my bookcase right in front of my bed illuminated what i originally thought was just the no smoking light. 

the partial darkness of the room resembled the plane when the damn flight attendants try to confuse you by turning off some of the lights at 3 p.m. Japan time and 5 a.m. Minnesota time. 

my feet were, quite seriously, resting directly perpendicular to the mattress, so it was like i had my converse on and couldn't fully relax. and they ached too, like i was wearing converse.

also i remember making a conscious (?) effort not to move because sonia was sleeping in the seat next to me?

then i heard the shower and i was like whatthefuckkk. after coming to the conclusion of: "heywaitaminute. i'm not on a plane." i was once again confused about why a parent would be showering at 4:30 a.m. 

it took a good 10 minutes to figure that one out. 

then i think i texted sonia? possibly...who i think was actually still up at that time making a slideshow..

that's why you never want to get high, folks. it's just like that. 

also p.s. here's a tidbit kind of about japan for those curious:

thursday-- arrive home at around 6 a.m. set alarm for 11 a.m. and start sleeping at 7 a.m. 

completely miss alarm - awake at 5:20 p.m. fuck.

friday-- set alarm for 10:30 a.m. start sleeping at 2 a.m. awake at 4:30 5:30 a.m. and then proceed to sleep 'til....... 1 p.m. fuck. 

currently wide awake. 

what jetlag?