ace ventura = bestest

...aww man lil 10 year old meghan repeating that over and over and over and over...how strange. :(

i haven't real blogged in a while and i get a little sad whenever i see diss link.

sooo....

this is funny::::

woah! said i was gonna real blog! actually i didn't.


...see. twitter is amazing. if you follow the right people, it's like a chuckin' joke every other minute.

i'm going to my cabin for a week. as i was packing for it, i thought i'd bring along a notebook and maybe shake out some writer's weight while i'm up there (no internet). but having said that, we all know i won't. i will not write. but i do miss it. having a topic to rant about. why am i writing so cryptically. no question mark.


well, to update any body who cares:

my skins obsession has gone full circle, i believe. it kind of grosses me out to think about it now, which usually means i'm done. so that's EXCELLENT. great news, actually.

saw a picture on facebook in which i look like i'm going to rape christina's sister. was disturbed to find that my face possesses that ability.

imgfave.com hurts me. like when i go on it, my back starts hurting and my eyes position into a squint and i don't even look or smile i just scroll. so i'm hoping that means i'm done with that shit. it's mostly just the dumbest pictures ever, and in between the shit there'll be one diamond in the rough. ick.

i've gotten to a point in this summer version of life where i actually want to buy school supplies, which is new. before i didn't even want to think about it and anyone who brought it up got a temporary X over their name in my head. but i'm slowly coming around... to the thought of buying supplies. that's it.

awww man i missed this

"fuck this shit" - my new pen for school

today in random pictures/tweets that i like/find funny

OMG SHAA viaaa tina's tumblr

Tuesdays with Meghan - The new novel available at Borders in 2052

My body has started to reject sleep.

This utterly saddens me. There's no way to describe the desperate want to not be fully conscious, but I awoke this morning at 6:30 AM for no fucking reason at all. I went to sleep at probably 1:30 AM which is much better than my usual 3:30 AM bedtime. Still, I could've appreciated more time wasted in bed. I really would have, I swear!

So what did I do? Obviously, I checked Twitter and Eonline immediately (found out that Emma Watson's dating that dude from Jennifer's Body and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World....) and texted people to absolutely no avail. I even turned on my television to find that every news channel was on commercial. Finally, I swung my legs out of bed and took an 18 minute jaunt (there's no way you could've described it as running) on the treadmill. After showering, vacuuming, and trying to find my misplaced phone for an hour, I can rightfully say that I'm going fucking insane.


Thank you and have a nice day.

holla

and probably point right on back

hacked?

 still think she's being hacked

i remember LOLing at this a long time ago, but now... it's just... fucking hilarious as ever














...duh

today in unnecessary blogging

also:

i've never fucking gotten this before!!! RACISTS




















also also also, and additionally:
one of the many reasons i can't stop watching this show...WARNING: the word fuck is used

here we go again - by whitesnake?

okay, so i scoured imgfave, and these are the most accurate representations of a show called "skins" i could find. "skins" has two versions, the american and the british version. the american version failed miserably, which is so, so cool. but the british version is scary as fuck. at many points during my OCD viewing of it, it makes me question how in control i am of my emotions. i think about some one more stable watching it and i don't know if they'd have the same reaction, so i try to get them to watch it but then i realize i don't want them to, because then what if they are in the same pain as me? (yeah the some one else is entirely sonia.) 

also i was thinking that this show must only show on some obscure cable channel over there, because it is really, really intense. it's all about sex, drugs, and partying in general and so, last night i watched the series (or season) in which a chica named effy is the main character, and effy and goes and has a mental breakdown and her psychiatrist loves her and kills her boyfriend, the only person who really truly cares about her and then the series fucking ends without anyone knowing where the fuck is FREDDIE CUZ OH YEAH HE DIED and it's gonna start up again (or already has?) with a new cast. it's so fucking weird and it scares me but its also awesome. i know tina has seen it.......and yeah here's how i look when i watch it:

then there's this:

 what? they can do this in promos?!

and then also apparently they're friends so i'm really confused (oh the things you learn from the internet...):

ahh england... i don't understand ye. so american of me, i suppose. not understanding other cultures. is england another culture? yes. yes of course.

so now here are the weird imgfaves i could find of skins. enjoy. or don't look or care about whatever the fuck i'm talking about LIKE I CARE

 where i learned "wanker"

wanker