When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold. [i stole that from atmosphere.]

when someone asks "how are you," "what's up," or any form of a greeting that requires you to possess substantial energy in order to reply, you...

• recite a taradiddle: "oh, you know, lovin' life!"
• prevaricate: "fuck off"
• speak with candor: "shitty."
• and for those of you who can summon the strength: "fine, how are you?"

if you have trouble with my advanced vocabulary then you can kiss my pretentious ass. (that was a joke, i really don't try to be grandiloquent, i just am bitches)

and fyi, i do realize the pure cynical nature of this one and have sought professional help.