because she so generously stupidly granted me the option of using her name in my blog,
this blog is dedicated to Sonia.
she's one of the three people who reads my blog (shout out to the other two-- liz! court!) and i thought i'd blurb about her. (should i just talk to you, sonia, because there is really no sense in saying "she" and "her" if you think about it...? oh, no? fine.)
let me tell you (court and liz) about her: she's so modest, it takes all my strength not to slap the rightful boasting out of her (btw, even internally there's only flab where the strength should be). also, she started a blog. mhm. but oops, sorry, i can't give you her url because that's private. i just wanted you to know she's such an amazing writer that even the great thomas friedman is jelly. so now you never have to wonder how she get's such excellent grades while seemingly not doing shit - America's Got Talent, and it's in the form of the one and only SoniBalonithevegetarian. she will do great things some day. (she's the man reference --- loooove it!)
because i recently experienced an important self-revelation, i was fortunate enough to recognize that this blog is merely me wasting your time as per usual (me blabbing about me, myself, and i like a crazy self-whore----does that imply i fuck myself a lot? 'cause that'd be true.) so, i'm taking suggestions about what you'd like to me to write about.
who am i kidding? it's gonna take some serious, extensive therapy for me to stop talking [writing] about myself.
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I just got it. Her URL. She really shouldn';t post comments then.
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