you know what's awesome? obsessive compulsive disorder. truly. it's so much fun: you do things like turn down interaction with other human beings, so instead you can put more time and effort into internet-investigating the latest television show you're hooked on.
and you wanna know what the best part is: that television show? yeah. it's not even on the air anymore.
but don't worry. that's the fun part- the chase. though you never really remember exactly when or how you first got obsessed, the steps towards true OCD are always pretty similar:
1. wikipedia the show: find out the actors/actresses, the producers, the writers (oh yeah: and don't forget to stalk them individually as well).
2. go on netflix/itunes; see if there's a legal way of watching the show.
3. when that fails, because inevitably, it will: search "watch ______ online for free", and google will find you a gigantic list of sites that will be sure to spawn more obsession.
4. make sure there is a surplus of videos awaiting you on youtube, so that there's never a dull moment (i.e. you're waiting your website to load the latest episode)
5. finally: just enjoy; you're officially psychotic! now sit back, relax, and let it take over your life :)
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