a bloodless erection, i think not.

that's the best title i've ever written, hands down.

now about how bella got preggers.... they don't have blood...they don't eat normal food...they can't go in the sun...but they can produce semen.

it was like the author made this list of what her main characters should have

1. abs
2. semen
3. lots of hair
4. a stutter

done