Today is perhaps the most isolating weather catastrophe ever! That is a gross overstatement! But I don't care! Stupid snow and stupid wind-blowing-snow-around-making-snow-seem-even-more-dramatic! I was going to go see movies today...two movies! I was going to go shopping today...cute-as-hell Gap skirt! I was going to go to do homework at Dunn Bros today...coffee! But Minnesota's tumultuous shit-storm had other plans...furthering my already deep-rooted resentment for this Great White North.
There are a few benefits, however: It's quite pretty outside. And...the weather makes for a comfortable atmosphere inside your house, stretching the bounds of Christmas Spirit until it has made you throw up, in the pants.
......And those two things stayed categorized as "beneficial" to me for only the amount of time it took me to type them up. Alas, the wishing of yesteryearday haunt me...I was going to make progress on my weeks-worth of homework pile after Friday's night volunteering....then I was going to sleep for 10 hours and wake up refreshed and ready to enjoy many of the weekend's amenities: shopping, coffee, and the cinema.
WHY?! WHY BELOW FREEZING TEMPS AND WORST POSSIBLE DRIVING CONDITIONS?!
I fucking wish I was in Florida right now...enjoying the FAKE snow that covers the roofs of Pretend But Still Quite Magical Hogsemeade.... !
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