Friday, December 24, 2010

holiday cheer = lying

mom last night: meg, be up by 9 am. we'll leave by 10:30 am.
me: *whatever* ok.

______next morning_______

me: *oh no it's 10:00 am* i'm up.
mom: ok. we'll try to leave by 11:30 am.
me: what? what happened to 10:30 am?
mom: well i said that knowing we'd be leaving a little later...i was trying to make it a stress-free morning
me: *what the fucking fuck.*


*me on my blog cuz im pathetic and have to take some of the swear words out of last night's angry rant*

breaking development!!

me: why is everyone by the door? i thought we were leaving in...*looks at clock* 45 minutes
mom: no, now its in 15 minutes
me: *what the fucking fuck as i run around getting ready while simultaneously cursing my entire family*

2 comments:

Meghan said...

the title was not directed at any one in particular, my family calls me the grinch too

Christina said...

omg my family does that too!