the dreaded burger episode on how i met your mother sucks. butt.

besides suffering from prolonged horniness (and the cravings that accompany that charmer...) i've been craving meat lately. well, not "meat" in general but simply: the salami i used to eat in sandwiches and the beef that i used to eat in burgers.

when i first became a vegetarian, i experienced a long, painless period of time in which i had absolutely ZERO cravings for meat. i had purpose, and dignity, and i did not drool---there was no reason to. but lately, as erin well knows from today's lunch discussion, i've been longing for a few certain flavors not found in the blessed Vegetarian Diet. so how was i going to fix this? erin spent a great deal of our discussion trying to persuade me to eat meat "just for a day," but that didn't make any sense then and it doesn't make any sense now.

so i did the most logical thing: i asked my mom to pick me up a sub from Milios. you would think that this would just increase my cravings, but it had quite the opposite effect. instead, i enjoyed a hearty, flavorful vegetarian sub, and i couldn't be happier. in fact, when i took that first bite, i had an out-loud orgasm, and only stopped upon looking up from the sandwich and seeing molly's grossed out face.

thank you, milios!

vegetairan sub:
- tomatoes
- bread
- sprouts
- lettuce
- mayo
- guac!!!!!!!!! what?! guacamole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i love this picture. not that i'm saying because i don't eat meat, i'm skinny, cuz lawdy knows that's not f-ing true. i just think it's funny when (typically older people) question my souces of protein, as if i'm some stupid fuck and woah! totally forgot i need protein in my diet! thanks for reminding me (typically older) dude!