taylor swift can suck my dick

for a brief moment in history, i liked taylor swift. not in that way. wow, really got this thing going with the dick thing and what not...maher would be ashamed. anyway, i liked her songs? maybe. i don't see how but i thought she was cool? no...idk. well, now i hate her. she annoys the fuck out of me while promoting teenage girl stereotypes and having great hair and being skinny as fuck. seriously? she's like 7'2 and 75 lbs. kills me.

on top of that she's all vulnerable and shit with the kanyes/meghans of the world being all mean and stuff.

and then she "writes her own music" and says things like "today was a fairytale" which is like....so untrue. today was not a fairytale, taylor, don't tell me what to think bitch!!!

i think it was her (romantic) association with taylor lautner and the success of  that stupid song "fifteen" that really started this whole hatred. have you heard the lyrics of "fifteen"??? it's setting up little girls everywhere for failure.

also, her music spawns not so spontaneous sing-alongs in art class, goddammit!
no! i hate this!


i'm tired.

ha! victory!

i just thought this was a really random history of mine, and i thought i'd put it on here so later i can look back and laugh and laugh that i went from 'FDR chat' to blogger in one fell swoop....*


* i had to look that up on phrasefinder.com

boring tv bitching

alright, so it's 8:01 and 90210 just ended. let me give you a 411 on this, bitch-style.

ok. it used to be, like, my favorite show.


used to be. like when they did classy CW/WB shit like make the girl a druggie and the guy have daddy issues. it was great stuff.  but oh-no. somehow, between a chick tweekin out with bipolar disorder and the guy false-impregnating an older woman, the show has lost its way. the new way seems to be that of conforming. ever since it focused on the california-dreamin' theme (which i initially was lovin') they [the show's people] seem to have become....unfocused (for lack of a better word).

of course, i still watch it whenever i can. but instead of getting some Silver/Dixon prom action i get...

*the fantastic soap opera-esq one-liner: "If i can't be with you, there's no point in living" and then a quick cut to black/commercial.
*my music. swear to god, every fuckin episode, one of my songs is just playing in the background. it's aggravating. i know, i know, why am i so possessive of songs that thousands have heard...blahblahblah.
*Silver having a serious conversation with her new boyfriend "Teddy" (yes, seriously, his name is Teddy) outside the school where he happens to be lifting weights. shirtless.
*Silver and Adrianna confronting Naomi with her shirtless boyfriend Liam (and his amazing abs--damn!) about a teacher's sexual harrassment with her mega-mansion and the beautiful California sunset just hangin' there in the background.

i feel a mix of hatred towards the show and a yearning to see the episode again. can you say, issues?!

blatant lie

today at 4:57 p.m. i clicked "new post" and prepared to blog. i wondered aloud, "what shall you bitch about today, meghan?"*

and then an intriguing notion hit me: i hadn't checked eonline.com at all (today). not during lunch, not when i got home. not even before i started homework. i concluded that this was merely because i had moved the bookmark on my bookmark's bar more towards the right, and had temporarily forgotten about that site, but nonetheless::::: it was a turning point. then, without thinking, i moved my mouse from the empty blog space, to the bookmark, and with a click, *poof* no turning point. damn.

i then retreated back to the empty blog once the tiny bit of integrity i had returned. and proceeded to write about the occurence. this isn't interesting. damn.




did that even make sense? (please don't comment about whether or not it made sense, for my sanity).


* i didn't say it aloud, that was a blatant lie.

yesh.

referring to tessa's recent comment

idk when tessa will check this next --- but an f.y.i:

bitching can be entertaining. but in my case it was getting old, i think. plus my last blog was a good excuse for not blogging more (courtney) instead of the real excuse (being really lazy)

coolio? please feel free to bitch the blog away... it can be sweet dreams or a beautiful nightmare... (not really, that song is just playing right now)


GO ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT! yay

(these two are cousins. yeah!)


p.s. Maeby [girl on right] reminds me of M.J. ....creepy fyi

i don't believe y'all's bullshit about wanting me to bitch more. because essentially, that's me blogging.
not to be selfish but at this point in my life (haha) if i'm on the internet i'd rather be watching something that makes me laugh (arrested development) than blogging. and i've seem to finally hit writer's block.

oooh! can't wait! madonna!

TIP: let load completely before playing, for total effect... HEY! What are you guys doing here again?! (motions to large men in white lab coats) do you guys hate me for only uploading videos, as of late? i mean, i thought a break from constant bitching would be welcomed...? yes.

PLEASE WATCH :) I promise it's worth it

what does this mean?