"ok. so..."

ok. so the "go gay for tina fey" was a complete mistake, and i'm sorry if anyone was led astray. i was just jokin'...

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Commercial Art, 6th Hour

hey y'all! i'm blogging from art class!! woooohooo
i'm surprised this site isn't blocked at the school...

oh shit the teacher's coming...

btw, i'm going to discuss the posts last night..they may have sent the wrong messages. WRONG.

television euthanasia

hey everyone: put down your oprah and your beloved NCIS (i don't know how you would "put down" these things, but go with it dammit), and watch this. 30 rock. as nancy reagan said, "just do it."


wait..



 p.s. whenever i hear this song/watch the office i always go to this: http://bcuzimbored.blogspot.com/2010/03/thats-about-it.html

text message exchange.

i'm confused.

what should i do about my stalker? file a restraining order, perhaps?

note the times of this text message exchange


Wed., May 12 8:11 a.m.
"Mama Janice" texts: I like the new colbie callait song. Fyi

9:07 a.m. I reply:
Ok i'll buy it for you?

9:07 a.m. Mama Janice:
I thought u wld roll your eyes!!

9:16 a.m. I reply:
Ohhhh (i told her, once perhaps, that i found a colbie callait song annoying) i havent heard it i don't think...

9:17 a.m. Mama Janice:
"I miss everything about you"? you've heard it.

9:24 a.m. I reply:
Oh...well good joke then

9:24 a.m. Mama Janice:
I figured that you don't like it.

No reply. I'm in math class, for gods sake.

2:52 p.m. I text:
How do you make a grilled cheese?

2:52 p.m. Mama Janice replies:
Colbie song on the radio now.

3:17 p.m. I reply:
Rock out.

3:17 p.m. Mama Janice:
Very funny :)



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¡italics are fun!

does anyone else feel at all annoyed by websites that constantly go through layout changes? i mean, i get the high-speed, access-this-faster-and-better changes, but really, with the colors and lines and shit? 

they build up reputations and then go blow it to pieces cuz they're trying to be innovative. but here's the thing: i feel walked upon and quite frankly second banana to these head-hanchos who change up the YouTube page. they add these little changes like:

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and in all honesty, i would personally like to be consulted the next time YouTube decides to "innovate" and shit. 

p.s. guess what video the above picture is taken from... a TED video? Nope. Porn? Perhaps. 

brilliant

i find this brilliant:

(the book!)

dare i say, boo!

dare i say...propaganda?

nahhhh...not wit alla dem negative connotations of propaganda...nah

Day 5

count how many times i write "jogging" in the following post, and if you are correct, you could win a prize!




after the disaster that was yesterday's jogging experience, i was pumped (yes, pumped) to have a successful jogging outing today. my new neighbors saw me jog yesterday, and they saw me jog today, so overall great first impression.

i went jogging by myself for twenty minutes (8 minutes of pure jogging total, i'm guessing), and was quite proud, despite the many walking delays. no one laughed at me, and i didn't throw up. both good signs.

i came home and saw that liz had texted me, asking if i wanted to go jogging with her (a concept i've been bugging her about for weeks). i thought, "why the hell not?" and jogged to meet her. it was then that i got a severe wake-up call.

i should of neverevereverever been "quite proud" of myself.

Day...4?

i went on a walk with Lena. she seemed to be very displeased that it was me who was accompanying her. my ego sank just a bit.

i neither power-walked nor jogged, but dragged my feet to America's Top 40 with Ryan Seacrest. god knows why.

fruit! i ate a banana and a tangerine. both were nasty.

aren't you glad i wrote banana about this bullshit?

hell yeah

fuck yeah!