pretty funny..

Bieber Takes Over from Justin Bieber

acacia, christina, sonia:

what the hell? i'm laughing as i write this....what the hell kind of conversation were we having?! "i'll tell mine if you tell yours.." a little fucked up lol

WHAT DID I DO??

¿donde está el comunicación?

atticus and adah

i have an odd urge to suddenly bear children. and to name them after the characters i like in certain books.

my personal mottos

I need to pick one of the following to finish the statement "My personal motto is..."

What to choose, what to choose..

• Gym should be illegal
• Karma is a bitch
• Judge people because they're judging you 
• Appearance says a lot (judge a book by its cover)
• Don't go to awards ceremonies...no good can come out of it
• You can't avoid the awkward...so just keep worrying
• Yes, you did just make a fool out of yourself -- don't let anyone tell you otherwise
• This thing called "luck" is a joke
• When in doubt, bullshit it

those all seem NHS-appropriate right?


ooh ooh ooh! what about the ever-popular

• self-loathing is a fact, not "just a phase"
• happiness is chocolate, chocolate is fattiness, fattiness is depression: vicious cycle. 

erm....more to come, i'm sure


remind me to blog about this dude. oh yes, it's coming. 

announcements:

first of all, do i owe any of y'all money? i know for sure i owe sonia and acacia.... (btw, you two, comment below how much exactly). because it recently dawned on me that i have debts to settle and i wish to get on that... (sonia/acacia: dunn bros debts???) i'm bringing money tomorrow

second of all, SONIA: i sounded really bitchy when i said, "wow did i just come to give y'all rides" but i didn't mean it like that. i drank your fucking coffee, like i always do. i feel badly so---see first announcement.  and i know you felt embarrassed (?) when we pulled up in your driveway and your cars were there (cuz i felt that way when i kept relying on you for rides) but for fuck's sake calm down. my mom wants to give y'all rides...she lectured me once not so long ago about how it reflected (poorly) on my character that i relied on you guys for rides so much. so she's our go-to ride. no matter how much i looooove your beemer cool? cool. AND DO NOT TURN THIS AROUND so it looks like i'm saying it "reflects poorly on your character" because obviously thats bullshit. you need ride = i give ride. end of story.

muy bien. i'd go butch for sofía any day. (haha--- sonia/courtnia)

surprisingly first anxiety attack of the last 3 days

i'm having an anxiety attack surprisingly because my fucking sister is having a fucking sleepover at my house and this means i cant do any of the monster-shit i saved til monday to do. i have to wait til they leave which pisses me off. they will leave at 1 p.m. i suspect. i will be locked in my room til then. AHHHH FUCK!


anyway, the point of this whole thing...

funnnny video of the funnnnniest show::

and yes, i truly believe zero explanation is necessary. 

easter

because it's easter i was pretty fucking laid back tense-wise, so it's pretty confusing

church 10 a.m.

• internally i'm pissed to see even church is a breeding ground for teenage couples. my internal pissiness soon subsides once i figure that the teen-couple sitting in the  pew ahead of me are actually brother and sister. seriously. i'd see two attractive, opposite sex teens walking ahead to sit in a pew and i'd say to myself really? going to church together? and then i'd realize and feel bad. this happened three times.
• how "contemporary" my church is: the pastor showed us (the congregation) two clips of Pirates of the Caribbean and bitched about starbucks and some how related it to jesus. the "jesus jammers" sang. 
• i really wished courtney was there. i like sitting in pews with her. she sings very well and it makes the experience more enjoyable. 

home 11 a.m.

• my mother hid easter eggs. yep. i asked erin, and she said her mom didn't even hide easter eggs for her 10 year old brother. i am in the fucking 10th grade. however, she did get me a easter gift too- a shirt and a tank top. which was nice.

home 12 a.m.

• changed into pajamas, watched the rest of Arrested Development the first season on my computer...in bed...

woodbury lakes 5:30 p.m.

• tried to practice parallel parking in the empty woodbury lakes parking lot. failed miserably, gave up, and raced home. almost drove past a stop sign. of course, i then saw my neighbor (who saw me almost run a stop sign)

home 6 p.m.

• back in pajamas... pretended i was on a date, but that didn't fly apparently...

outdoors 7 p.m.

• bike ride with erin holla!

man... i lead a sad, sad life. 

dont read this really boring im bored

my sister woke me up today at 10 am, by being in the bathroom. yes, the walls of my house are that thin. i was awoken by a slamming drawer. i put my glasses on, rush outside my room, and yell,


"molly?!"

"what."

"are you, like..... going somewhere or something?? why are you up so early??"

"no."

(generally she just ignores me completely so ignorning one question is actually pretty good for her.)

then, after i stared at the bathroom door for a good 2.3 minutes, she came out and stared back at me. she said she was doing her hair. this was perplexing. she's clearly going somewhere. she then said, "what are you wearing?" in a rude voice cuz i was wearing supershortAEboxers and a ripped white wifebeater half  up my stomach and my boobs very much in view. i readjusted my shirt. i went downstairs, suddenly inspired to be up. why? cuz sonia probably texted me after some 48 hours of ignoring me. i looked at my phone. her text was sub-par and i concluded it wasn't worth the text back, considering she texted me at midnight. i was really pissed at her last night because of her "naps" (see latest blog post, "naps." by sonia). i mean seriously, what are you doing after school? no sports...no music... i say she should do her homework and then go to sleep earlier. that might help.

sigh. that was bitchy. she can do whatever she wants. it's her life. this is stupid considering she's 1/4 of my audience. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

obviously no one's going to comment on this one. no one comments lately. but i get it. i understand.



last night was surprisingly really really fun. acacia drove us, so that increases the fun factor by a good 100 points. christina came with, which increased the fun factor too (surprising too). we didn't end up seeing the last song, but alice in wonderland. that movie is so trippy it gave me a headache. we came out of the theater, and a bunch of oakland/valley crossing kids were there (rachel and her mom!!!) and it was suuper awkward, cuz christina insisted on talking to her sister for like 10 minutes. acacia jingled her car keys and we proceeded to dairy queen. then christina realized she lost her wallet. we went back to the theater. after 10 minutes of my stomach on the theater floor (yes! i did that! i'm an awesome friend...) she found it in the lost and found.

when we were walking out of the theater, again, i saw a weird mix of stillwater girls. being someone who enjoys a nice-spaz-in-the-moment, i yelled at them, "go back to stillwater!!" and we laughed and laughed all the way to dairy queen, again. we saw more stillwater people there. only this time, it was superbly hot seniors, and amanda L., of course... we at our ice cream in the car, naturally. christina opened up big time about awesome subjects like gaby and it was cool. then when they were dropping me off we saw the same group of hot seniors gathered outside, because of course, they are my neighbors. they probably thought we were stalking them. haha.

don't get your hopes up

well, many-a-thought sloshing around in me wee little brain. none of which are interesting in the slightest, so don't get your hopes up.

1. what i got from liz's latest blog post is that she's pissed at me. i wish to know if i dissected correctly, or if i didn't...

2. acacia is picking me up soon to go to see "The Last Song". i'm very frightened about this adventure. the movie will suck ass, i'm sure, but how far will it go? will i have to leave the theater to pace outside until the awkward parts are over (which i've yes, done before)??

3. i'm hungry.

4. ally, my eldest dog, isn't. she doesn't eat. and she vomits. and when i tried to get her to eat dinner today, her back legs quivered creepily. she gets up on furniture and my parents say, instead of scolding her and making her get down, "well...if she's comfortable like that..." which is very concerning. also, she doesn't go on walks anymore. like, she literally stops in the middle of the road. also concerning. i'm overall very concerned. she's going to the vet later this evening... :(