Monday, February 27, 2012

OSCARS 2012

Confession time

1. I watched both the ABC red carpet (ugh) and the E! red carpet simultaneously (ugh)
2. I cried like an asshole when Octavia won the Oscar and I'm really confused about it

OK. There weren't any Mila-like standouts this year and that's A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING (lol what a douche) BUT THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF WHAT WAS OUT THERE. MMK???????????


angelina: what a ho, i strongly dislike this woman. i hated how they kept panning to her and how she stuck out her leg when she presented. really bitch??
Angelina Jolie

gwyneth: i thought the cape thing was awesome, but i can see why some people wouldn't like it. but i'll say it again: for me, she can do no wrong on the red carpet.

Gwyneth Paltrow

emma: she also does no wrong on the fucking carpet; first time i saw this i thought it was perfect, stunning; but then i realized what it looks like:

Emma StoneNicole Kidman.....awkward...

sandra bullock: i didn't hate the fit of this as much as the fashion police team did...

Sandra Bullock

j.lo....yeah shocker

Jennifer Lopez

viola davis: LOVE THAT SHE ROCKED HER NATURAL HAIR...the dress was so-so..idk..reminds me of green icing on a DQ cake

Viola Davis

octavia spencer:, gorgeous, love the color
Octavia Spencer

penelope: really different for her?, she looks like disney cinderella

Penelope Cruz

shailene woodley: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmnooooooo

Shailene Woodley

kristen: fuckin' awesome!! much better than usual; THE NAILS ARE THE BEST PART
Kristen Wiig

jessica chastain: BEST DRESSED---love her hair and how it contrasts with the boldness of the dress
Jessica Chastain

michelle williams: LOVE IT, LOVE THE STRUCTURE, LOVE THE BACK, LOVE THE PINK BAG
Michelle Williams

natalie portman: it's obviously vintage...idk...kind of hate it

Natalie Portman

rose byrne:  very modern...i wish i liked the shape more because this seems so high fashion to me...
Rose Byrne

berenice bejo: this is a betty white dress with cleavage

Berenice Bejo

tina fey: PERFECT FOR HER!!!! i actually think it was custom made..
Tina Fey

leslie mann: ONE OF THE BEST DRESSED
Leslie Mann


maya rudolph: love the color and the hair
Maya Rudolph


rooney mara: the contrast of the delicate color/structure of the dress with that hair is soo cool
Rooney Mara

i'm exhausted but lemme just say meryl streep looked amazing and i'm so glad she won; her speech was sooo great.





1 comment:

Christina said...

Jessica Chastain is the best...gorgeous. Kristen Wiig is my runner-up, with Gwyneth in third (if I'm in the right mood.) Honorable mention Emma Stone because I love her, and that shade of pinky-red is beautiful on her.

Oh and if you want a laugh, Angelina's leg is all over Tumblr right now. ie: http://liamdryden.tumblr.com/post/18393998809 or perhaps http://lexcanroar.tumblr.com/post/18456900028