Monday, May 30, 2011

my resume

Education:
high school student

Employment history:
babysitting

Skills:
crying under pressure
ability to make any situation awkward
world record for worst short-term memory
tendency towards customer dissatisfaction
easily annoyed 
world's worst reference list
ability to have little-to-no patience for most any given situation
few morals; if it's a slow day, i'd have no problem stealing shit

2 comments:

Christina said...

Skills: blogging three times a day.

(bows down)

Meghan said...

holla!