irony

i've spent the greater part of the last 2 years (since i delved into the depths of buddhism) blaming every shitty thing that happens to me on karma. it is always the logical answer when something shitty occurs.  but maybe the little things are less spiritually involved than i choose to immediately believe. so i'm going to try and find relief in the irony instead of blaming myself for offending some sort of karmic happening.

e.g. there's a good chance many of you saw it, because it was up for like 20 minutes before i hastily took it down, but i posted something about how sexist the period scene in "no strings attached" was because i had finally found the words that matched my initial reaction on the subject. so i blabbered on and on about how it vicitimizes women and that they should go take a pill and shut up. then, in what i instantly marked as a sign  from karma, i got my period, full force, and thought i was dying on the ground. when i say full force: it was everything my supercharged hormones had to offer; from the rolling around, to the psychologically fucked up way i declined social gatherings, to the intense whining. obviously, this meant that my post had upset The Karma, because why else would i be experiencing the worst cramps anyone ever in the history of the world has ever had (you people dramatically categorize your menstrual woes, too, right?....)

then i woke up this morning, super fine (like always, as in my appearance) and decided it was a superb case of irony and that it should be laughed about. THE END.