re my nose could hook a fish

i may or may not have just experienced an epiphany. usually my epiphanies resemble discovering that 2+2 indeed equals 4, so one cannot really categorize said ephiphanies anymore.

anyway, i now have a theory as to why my nose is always so damn fuckin cold. damn fuckin. because the surplus of skin that resides there attracts freezing molecules (?). once upon a time, i used to flick that skin upwards as somesort of crude joke every two minutes, thus imprinting a fat line in the middle of my nose. perhaps you've noticed it. once in a while it will show itself....and so created the extra fat on the tip of the iceberg that is my nose.

so when temperatures drop significantly my whole body centers around one small (relatively) part of my body that is my nasal enclosure. as of right now i'm in a basement so alll i can think about is how to warm up that particular area. any ideas?

(for some reason my instinctive reaction to a cold nose is to place my hand directly in front of it.)