"nerdy chic" ...don't you read my blog?

today i got new glasses. in the store i was all confused, and when i asked for opinions, my mom and sister just said they liked them all. i finally narrowed them down, asked a third party observer who could legitmately help me, and then bought my favorite pair. molly liked the $220 ralph lauren ones because she's suddenly on him 'like a fat kid likes food'... i think that's the lyric. but i didn't get those. no.

when i got home, i looked in the mirror with my new glasses on and muttered a curse. why? my nose had suddenly been amplified much bigger than its already monsterous size (seriously, the extra skin at the end could hook a fish). so now, this is what i look like in my new glasses:

it's really unfortunate. on top of this disappointment, my dad kept saying (like it was a compliment of my new ones) "i really didn't like your old glasses. i really didn't like them." and i was like what the hell, "that hurts my feelings" you asshole and "you were there when i bought them why didn't you say anything" you fucking asshole.