new years ressie: go fuck yourself more.

lists. we all make lists, whether we want to admit to being that geeky or not. I MAKE LOTS OF LISTS. it's no secret that i'm invariably un-cool, so here we go. post it note lists, journal lists, mental lists, computer "stickie" lists, many many blog lists, etc.

it's also no secret that we all love checking/crossing out those items on the list. it makes us feel accomplished. or in my case, just lazy and/or resigned, as i probably just crossed it out because i simply refuse to do it. because here's another proclamation: I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I FINISHED A LIST. you know how you make certain lists labeled 'To Do'? i don't remember the last time i marked off every single item. i'm that unmotivated that i refuse to...wash various linens....or refill the ink cartridge in the printer...so that got me thinking about new years resolutions, or ressies, as i have douche-ily renamed them.

i've decided to not even try to make a new years ressie because i know i will never accomplish it. even though ressies tend to be personal, people always share them weird self-righteous proclamation-type ways.... anyway, but i don't have one to preach share. i refuse to put the thoughts together in that way. i have no goals this year.

healthy stuff. WHO ELSE IS EMOTIONALLY UNHEALTHY THIS YEAR? please? anyone? or did you guys all write down something like
"Sonia: You are going to make a change in the world this year."
or "Christina: Get better grades because you are a god-awful student"
or the more likely: "Erin: Beat up an old lady this year---just for the hell of it!"

i do not know, y'all, i do not know.

peace and be merry

EDITOR'S EDITING EDIT:

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR! A MERE HOUR AFTER I POSTED THIS MOTHER I GO ON TO HUFFINGTONPOST.COM. THEN I CLICKED ON ARIANNA HUFFINGTON'S BLOG, WHICH I HAVE NEVER EVER DONE, TO READ WHAT STUPID THING SHE HAD TO SAY TODAY, AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW, SHE BASICALLY SAID WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY IN THIS DOUCHEY POST!!!!!

I BELIEVE IN FATE WHOLEHEATEDLY AND SOMETIMES WITHOUT CAUSE.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/sunday-roundup_159_b_803280.html