sorry cesar millan

in a move that any self-respecting dog trainer would warn you dead against, i lifted dug onto my lap after he barked at me for attention while i was on my computer. he just sat there, contently, with his legs falling off my lap for a good 2 minutes. then he started to rest his head on my keyboard---borderline cute, line-crossing-ly annoying---so i set his 40 lb ass down. then what did the bitch do? he laid there on the ground licking his junk, like what i had just done for his spoiled ass was no big thing.

asshole.