Friday, May 20, 2011

#2

10 Likes:
  1. Forceful sunshine accompanied by actual warmth (interesting concept, right MN?)
  2. Iced coffee (when done properly)
  3. Juno soundtrack
  4. Colors of California
  5. Surprisingly short states of uninterrupted peace amongst friends
  6. Online television
  7. Listening to a Death Cab for Cutie song with my eyes closed
  8. Susan Sarandon's voice...
  9. Quick text-backs
  10. When a favorite TV show does a sex scene tastefully. Not gonna lie. 
10 Dislikes
  1. When my mom comes downstairs to do something; talks to my dogs like they're humans meanwhile not actively acknowledging my presence but still being obvious that she disapproves of whatever i'm doing/sees me. I don't know how to describe it but it's dislikable. 
  2. Walking into a room and my dad being there. Sounds cruel, but I'm being honest. 
  3. Cliffhanger season finales. It's just rude to treat your loyal audience that way. 
  4. Cold toes; noses
  5. Participation points: How about you participate in fucking yourself? And then I'll grade you on it, teach. 
  6. Public restrooms; used tampons on ground; shit in the toilet; see-through toilet paper; when they don't provide toilet seat covers; pubic hair on seat...what the hell is with women and their autonomous pubes?!; people in stalls next to you...specifically when theyre crying (this must be a girls-only dislike); insufficient soap; non-automatic facilities
  7. Internet commercials; ads that forestall your movement to a webpage; commercials that come in sets of 2 or more (fuck it, i'm leaving the site)
  8. unsolicited advice, to put it politely
  9. feeling deathly alone among friends
  10. Blended coffee drinks with chunks of ice that overpower the entire experience. I'm damn serious about my coffee. 

1 comment:

Christina said...

I especially agree with #10 of likes (not gonna lie, as you said) and #7 of the dislikes.

And OMG, Acacia's quote about Monica Lewinsky - I died.