Friday, May 27, 2011

day 8 - "three things you want to say to different people"

this is a very unspecific question. it's like that one: if you had to invite one person, dead or alive, to dinner, who would it be? like...that's quite a broad range of people to choose from. i hear most people say jesus. but i feel like i wouldn't have anything intelligent or thoughtful to say to him.

so anyway, i'll do something less meaningful.



Justin Bieber (and by correlation Selena Gomez): You look like idiots. Keep it in your fucking pants, I say. No one wants to see you bone her from behind (picture) and no one wants to see you frolicking in Hawaii or anywhere else for that matter. I mean honestly, if I had to pick, I'd much prefer David and Victoria frolicking.

Target cashier: Look lady, I'm sorry you are so very little and I'm sorry you keep getting me as a customer. I'm sorry because it must be annoying that I keep buying bags of Cheetos and you have to just stand there being nice about it. No one should be nice about it. And you need to eat a bag of Cheetos yourself, from the looks of you.

Sonia: your hair does not look like dreadlocks.

2 comments:

Erin said...

Amen to that.

Christina said...

I found that picture disturbing.