today after feeding carey's dogs for the umpteenth time, i was driving down a road that i always drive down on. it's nice. not a lot of distracting lights or scenery or even pretty houses to look at. you can go close to 60 mph and the road is really smooth and generally not heavily trafficked and i like it very much. and then you get to the first stop light and it's like stop-and-go 30 mph back to tamarack and whatnot.
...i'm half-way to the first stop light and i'm going pretty slow (45 mph) because i feel sad and shit (note to self: continue to let feelings determine speed preferences.) i'm about to go up the hill when out of seemingly nowhere skitters (a word!) a little deer thing about 30 feet in front of me. i slowed down to a creep and the deer literally skips across the road. i look in my rearview mirror and there's a dude coming down the hill so i instinctively speed up as i'm so down i don't even feel like having some dude riding my bumper. (?) then before i can see where the pedal has taken me on the spedometer i look behind me (to what unfortunately ended up being the inside of the car) and cry out "OH PO BABY!" ...i have weird babytalk.
so my weird deer outburst got me thinking about my various contradictory traits. as i was driving. because it's rule #2 for safe driving: always drive with at least 2 other things on your mind.
here's a start:
dont eat meat v. eat fish
make fun of the country v. dislike what the city does to the country(side)
hate the suburbs v. have weird, unwarranted pride for hoodbury despite attending stillwhiter (a twofur)
decidely liberal (big fedgov't) v. have certain antiestablishment sentiments
...poor deer. no one's ever going to have enough true, unyielding passion to save your habitat.
2 comments:
- Wood-isn't-conserved-here
- Stillwhiter
How do you come up with genius things like this?
i didn't make up stillwhiter gurl. but thanks for the "genius." WHAT'S WITH YOUR ACCOUNT PICTURE!? BEAUTIFULLLLLLL :D
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