Monday, August 9, 2010

one a day vita-crave

i'm gonna go ahead and play god, and do this whole "one a day" blog that everyone's raving about. i know, yesterday there were hyphens...but those are long gone. a lot like my hymen. woahhh couldn't resist. .. that wasn't even a truthful dirty pun. not...truthful. (sigh)

anywho...

i'm gonna do a one-a-day blog about things that make me happy. i feel like, lately, i've been completely surrounded by bitchers and moaners (does that work?) and this is gonna be a refreshing safe haven. which btw, i know my blog is one for y'all. i know it. 


so this is just a heads-up post, warning y'all that SHITASTIC is taking a decidely downward step into the unknown: joy.
what makes meghan happy?
just a moment ago, you would've answered: absolutely nothing, beyotch. WRONG. not only does blogging make meghan happy, but so does obnoxious capitalization. chew on that sucker.

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