[i realize this is sorta douchey in nature to post this]

just organizing my email like any normal teenage girl when i came across this chat-log

me: duuude...

 Sonia: fuck you

   

me: wtf

 Sonia: nothing

  didnt mean it

 me: fuck you

 Sonia: fuck you

  did mean it

 me: fuck you

 Sonia: didnt mean im jk

 me: mean it infinity

 Sonia: you know how i do

  man fuck you for that

  meant that

empathy

my two favorite oscar dresses of all time

coincidence....................

SO FUCKING FUNNY

OSCARS 2012

Confession time

1. I watched both the ABC red carpet (ugh) and the E! red carpet simultaneously (ugh)
2. I cried like an asshole when Octavia won the Oscar and I'm really confused about it

OK. There weren't any Mila-like standouts this year and that's A LITTLE DISAPPOINTING (lol what a douche) BUT THIS IS WHAT I THOUGHT OF WHAT WAS OUT THERE. MMK???????????


angelina: what a ho, i strongly dislike this woman. i hated how they kept panning to her and how she stuck out her leg when she presented. really bitch??


gwyneth: i thought the cape thing was awesome, but i can see why some people wouldn't like it. but i'll say it again: for me, she can do no wrong on the red carpet.



emma: she also does no wrong on the fucking carpet; first time i saw this i thought it was perfect, stunning; but then i realized what it looks like:

.....awkward...

sandra bullock: i didn't hate the fit of this as much as the fashion police team did...



j.lo....yeah shocker



viola davis: LOVE THAT SHE ROCKED HER NATURAL HAIR...the dress was so-so..idk..reminds me of green icing on a DQ cake



octavia spencer:, gorgeous, love the color


penelope: really different for her?, she looks like disney cinderella



shailene woodley: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmnooooooo



kristen: fuckin' awesome!! much better than usual; THE NAILS ARE THE BEST PART


jessica chastain: BEST DRESSED---love her hair and how it contrasts with the boldness of the dress


michelle williams: LOVE IT, LOVE THE STRUCTURE, LOVE THE BACK, LOVE THE PINK BAG


natalie portman: it's obviously vintage...idk...kind of hate it



rose byrne:  very modern...i wish i liked the shape more because this seems so high fashion to me...


berenice bejo: this is a betty white dress with cleavage



tina fey: PERFECT FOR HER!!!! i actually think it was custom made..


leslie mann: ONE OF THE BEST DRESSED



maya rudolph: love the color and the hair



rooney mara: the contrast of the delicate color/structure of the dress with that hair is soo cool


i'm exhausted but lemme just say meryl streep looked amazing and i'm so glad she won; her speech was sooo great.

American Idiot

On Saturday I saw the Tony award winning musical American Idiot...my 6th Broadway musical, might I brag..



I have mixed feelings about it; mostly stemming from my suspicion of the authenticity of Green Day's supposed blessing of a musical about their music. A lot about it seemed disingenuous to me, and I was kind of pissed off about that (why would a group of punk stoners be dancing simultaneously on a stage). However, if I closed my eyes and just listened to the music or focused on one of the 50 different televisions on the awesome stage (which were playing a montage of various political statements) it was really cool.

What I'm most appreciative of is the emotional rollar coaster I was sent on. First, I was pissed with the dancing, and how they played "American Idiot" like some shitty covered band; then I was nostalgic of when I first got into Green Day and remembered how much I had once loved the songs; then I was really moved by them. I don't care how irrelevent or mainstream or white trash some people believe Green Day to be, I really think they're one of the greatest rock bands of my (NOTE: MY, NOT THE 1960s, etc) time.

(OBVIOUSLY IF I WERE TO SAY THIS OUT LOUD I'D GET SOME SERIOUS SHIT [I DONT KNOW WHY THE FOO FIGHTERS ARE SO FUCKING AWESOME] BUT CUZ THIS IS A BLOG, I'M OK, RIGHT)


Anyway........these are the songs that the musical did not entirely fuck up and if you haven't listened to them in a while, I definitely recommend it:

- Dearly Beloved (of Jesus of Suburbia)
- St. Jimmy
- Extraordinary Girl
- She's a Rebel


AND NOW I'd like to list a Meghan/Green Day timeline because I'm feeling especially self-obsessed/self-aware today

-American Idiot/Holiday/Boulevard: 5th grade or before?
-She's A Rebel: 6th grade
-Jesus of Suburbia: 7th grade
-Poprocks and Coke: 9th grade
-Longview: 10th grade
-hiatus-
-Everything: now


Finally, I'd like to address any questions you might have.

Q: What was the plot about?
A: There was little to no plot. I'm choosing to say they did this on purpose 'cause otherwise it was the worst musical plot I have ever witnessed. It was basically a string of songs with people kind of acting them out..sort of..

Q: Meghan, what did you have to drink pre-show?
A: A virgin bloody mary, of course!

Q: Did you take a picture of this drink?????????
A: DUH!

Q: Why do you think we'd care/ shut the fuck up please
A: Cool

i can relate, 9gag!

OR BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING TO FUCKING DO (referring to spanish class, yo) imma start transcribing everything she says or tallying how many times she says "ok" just for boredom relief, i swear it...

also just realized why i'm in a weird mood: 2nd cup of coffee after a week of no coffee = 30 minutes of happiness followed by weird, shitty lightheadedness the rest of the day = t minus 10 minutes

MY MOOD RING SAYS....

I'M IN A REALLY WEIRD MOOD RIGHT NOW. for instance, every post on imgfave is making me smile which is weird because IMGFAVE IS DUMB AS FUCK.

i'm really into all the colorful stuff:

isn't this the coolest thing you've ever seen???
























 traditionally, i'm not a fan of vanilla ice cream and sprinkles, because honestly, why the hell would you try and rip me off like that??? (you being the ice cream, duh) but this looks like a beautiful, perfect creation


so dumb, and yet...so exquisite...

i'm also really turned on by all of the recent breaking dawn gifs that are attacking imgfave right now SO YOU KNOW THERE BE A PROBLEM.






not to bash what appears to be a reallifepopculturephenomenon, but hunger games really creeps me the fuck out. like...that scene in the trailer where all those people are standing in a crowd, really tense and shit,  reminds me of schindler's list and the holocaust. was that the intention? isn't this like a young adult book/movie?



 i would fucking dieeeeee ("elephant lover" "ringwhore" hashtag here)

for those of you wondering

these are examples of my ideal prom dress. i realize these will be impossible to find and some will believe i'm rocking funeral-chic. to all my haters, fuck you.

while i'm being so bitchy, i might as well discuss this: i don't like talking about prom and college. mostly because i'm a pussayyyy and those two topics scare da shit out of me. (flash to kid in syria right now: "what's your greatest fear? IT'S PROM ISN'T IT????")

so if by some miracle you get me to talk about either subject, just know i'm feeling a mix of vulnerablility, self-loathing, and paralyzing fear, and if i don't get the response i'm looking for from you (you coddle me like me a baby, murmuring sweet nothings til i fall asleep in your arms) then i'm likely hating the hell out of you. 

AND THIS HAS BEEN BITCHY BLOG: SATURDAY MORNING EDITION SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

don't hate.

Bill and Hillary Clinton, 1975.