tumblr has just fed this obsession and i hate it

fuckin gifs of fuckin people in the hunger games fuck


but seriously, michael cera's reaction to "bread makes you fat"in scott pilgrim is some serious underrated comedic gold shit

just sayenn

he can totally see her asshole if not part of her vagina*, just sayen, whyd she sit like that, dumb shit

i suppose this could be a product of "sexual frustration" --a term i only know from courtney's tumblr. that girl needs to get off the computer and into some sex (?) so she can shut the fuck up. speaking of such i totally, literally, ran away from a boy flirting today. like, literally. ran. :( didn't realize til after

this is one of the dumbest fucking posts jesus

*assuming that she doesnt wear underwear while preparing for the slaughter

GPOY

great(est) fucking character

see

erin, this is what i was speaking of friday, 3AM

also id like to start up a challenge here if anyone can find the clip where josh hutcherson talks about grooming his pubic region, they win (but mostly lose. that was the end of my THG online "research")

however, i did find this:

REALLY?! (with seth and amy and meghan)

UMMMMMMMMMMMM, NO



YES:

he's so eloquent about women and relationships

I WILL EAT HIS CHUCKIN FACEEEE

HE SOOO CUTE AND FUNNNNNAY




every time i post a video, i swear it will be my last. at least for a while..... 5 minutes go by, and because my life is spent on the internet, watching others live, i just can't help myself. and i feel bad. but then i remember courtney does not read my blog anymore so who gives a flying saucer fuck

oh yes

"Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before" lololol

via thewrathfulgrapes.tumblr.com

another video

TRUST ME, around the 1 minute mark you're gon wanna go "MAKE IT STOP!" but it is sooooooooooooooo worth it to watch til the end


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if i had to make a profile for something stupid right now, this is how i would fill it out.

name: meghan li
age: 18
special skill: 85% success rate with normal parking; fucking up words i've known since youth (e.g. "made")
talent: can spend up to 4.5 hours nursing a single 12 oz starbucks drink
hobbies: media connoisseur, rabid eating, giving a fuck
employment: occasional feeding/observing excrement of animals



(photo choice: in order to spread the message quickly and efficiently that my nose is all-encompassing [i guess not that efficiently if i'm explaining it right here but still])

truthisms lie in the tweets

fuhshau

(check out the spelling on that motherfucker)

i just can't not sometimes guys

if you are on twitter, and you don't follow her, you probably should, i think. comma.

SO CLOSE

(did i post this already?)
(should be fixed...thanks liz)

portlandia

i wish...hahah


it's the little things in this one---


fred armisen is the funniest man alive

COOL.

molly: "so she [popular junior girl] was like, 'do you have any siblings?' and i was like 'yeah, meghan?' and she was like, '.............uh doesn't ring a bell' and i was like, 'i get that a lot.'"


me: "coooooooooooooooooooooool."

my aspirations (joke) (aka explanation for my sweatshirt)

a post entirely for me; audience of 1

HAHAHA OH LILY

fo fuckin' reals

a meme is commentary on small aspects of life. i wasn't trying to demean the kony movement. i was trying to be funny. because this is my blog. i thought it was obvious that i knew social media can actually make a difference (considering that the whole world saw all of what happened in egypt not so long ago.)

if you honestly got the impression from me as a person, with my values and opinions, not solely from a meme on my blog, that i thought so little about this terrible thing and believed it was trivial and not worth my time, i'm extremely offended. and it hurts me that you've lost touch with me as a person in that way.

part of the irony this meme brings up as well is that the war in uganda and the invisible children movement has been going on for a very, very long time. the fact that a hollywood-style gimmick is the only thing that can spread the word is interesting to think about.

i'd be exhausted too if i tried to make a tumblr post on a typewriter

i mean look at how frustrated she looks---must be really difficult.

i am in no way denying that this video isn't fucking perfect, but you know this song would be hella cray accompanying some awesome montage in a  limited release indie movie, YA FEEL ME (the 99 million youtube views do fo sho)

*&@#

i know complaining about my mother has gotten me very far in the past here, so why not continue?

dis bitch don't know when to hit it and quit it. here are some recent examples of her censoring herself after uttering the explicit language.

jan: this is such a cluster----
me: a what? a cluster?
jan: *walks away*

jan: *playfully gives the middle finger to my dog* did you see me do that?
me: no. *looks up*
jan: *gives her index finger to the dog*

why.

this is amusing, if not extremely frustrating, considering the following:

- i've heard swear words my entire life. she only recently started censoring herself post-swear
- i've been swearing in private since 5th grade and swearing in public (public but not around my parents) since 6th, and my parents have known i do it behind their backs since probably 7th.
- if i say "pissed" in another room she leans her head in like a humming bird and gives me a scornful glance
- i was at erin's house recently and we were talking about some chick at school we all despised and i said "yeah, she's a real b-word...pardon my language" in front of her mother. her mother laughed at me.

why.



NOTE: THIS WAS A POST MADE FOR PURELY AMUSING/HOMEWORK PROCRASTINATION PURPOSES.


NOTE II: I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT IN MY LAST POST I SPELLED "EXCITEMENT" AS "EXCITMENT" AND I DIDN'T NOTICE TIL NOW. MY SPELLING IS SO BAD LATELY. IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I USED TO BE A FUCKIN SPELLING QUEEN (TINA I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR REASSURANCE HEAH---6TH GRADE TWO-PERSON SPECIAL SPELLING GROUP.) ANYWAY, I IMAGINE IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE AND I'M NOT GON' CARE. FYI.

my excitement upon seeing this pretty much sums up my life :(

i watched this. i think it is funny.

im participating in a classic meghan saturday night aka comedy nerdom aka blogging about myself in the third person i guess now.

there's been a lot of podcast listening (comedians talking about themselves), a lot of tumblr (comedian fan sites) and a shit load of talkshow clip viewing. i hate myself.