CAPITALS

i don't know about you, but i think my "ungrateful bitch" post is really annoying to look at, and since no one else will blog, it's up to me to fill space so we don't have to look at it.

REASONS TO WATCH PARKS AND RECREATION

1. AMY POEHLER BEING FUNNY
2. AZIZ ANSARI BEING FUNNY
3. PEOPLE HAVE FUNNY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
4. PEOPLE SAY WEIRD THINGS
5. THE ANDY CHARACTER IS REALLY CUTE
6. IT HAS A COOL INTRO/THEME/CREDITS SONG
7. SASSY BLACK LADY NAMED DONNA
8. 

REASONS TO EAT BAGELS

1. THE GROSS CALORIE INTAKE WILL FILL YOU UP CONSIDERABLY
2. YOU CAN PUT ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF TOPPINGS ON THEM FROM A VARIETY OF CREAMED CHEESES TO DELI MEATS TO PEANUT BUTTER TO _______
3. YOU CAN SLICE THEM IN HALF AND SAVE THE OTHER HALF FOR LATER
4. YOU CAN TOAST THEM

REASONS TO WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

1. SETS INTIMIDATING TONE FROM THE VERY BEGINNING
2. GETS READERS' ATTENTION
3. LOOKS NICE AND CLEAN

REASONS TO ENJOY THIS BLOG

1. CUTE
2. INTERESTING
3. ENTERTAINING
4. INFORMATIONAL
5. AMUSING
6. CREDITED AUTHOR IS RIDICULOUS AND AWESOME.