like hagrid

cuz it's the first of june, and i've already written 3 posts today, might as well make it 4. why? why. not.




today's the first of june!!! holla! holla-at-yo-boii!

i've been doing a lot of thinking, and i'm considering becoming Dog the Bounty Hunter. or at least job shadowing him. cool cat. (sarcasm. this dude's a mullet-sportin' creep-o.)

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For those of you who have the E! channel, and regularly view it, you might have noticed that it's E!'s 20th anniversary and they keep bragging about it. i like this. the background of the E! promos are red and sparkly, and they have little trivia things in between movie previews. snazzy shit.

you know what's also snazzy shit? my life. but you knew that was coming right? mhmm. every post is another rollarcoaster of emotions coupled with a cliffhanger conclusion. that's a contradiction: cliffhanger conclusion. but hey, bad writing...how i roll.

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i hate things. just kidding. man oh man do i want to post a video right now that nobody will watch except me and i will become so happee. like hagrid.